Ozzy

Just get me to some weather where I can play golf again! ...The last 2 balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake on my lawn in October!

I'll give the Isles 2, and that's being generous because they're hot coming into this.

Yeah, we just have to rough it for a little bit. DJ is always a shot in the arm, and I forgot about Dominguez!!! Hockey season...that's why! It should be a good year though! I'd love to see these guys get to the post season!

I love the big 3 in the OF, and I'm not terribly down on the infield. Volpe has a great glove and Berti the 3rd baseman looks pretty decent so far. Gleyber is gonna be Gleyber..I know. But he has his moments.

How much do you love Soto?? ...Guy is a beast!

Big point there! I'm learning how to be patient as a fan, which is never easy...especially in the wake of what we've experienced up here with Laff and Kakko just recently. But I like where we're headed! All those names listed will also most likely get a boost with new UFA signings, and whatnot! I think we're going to be in pretty good shape going forward. The future looks pretty good, and a lot of these guys are getting some really valuable playoff experince at such a young age!

"We NEVER draft well!!!" ...well, maybe we're getting better these days

Great comeback yesterday! I think Stanton's home run in the 9th landed near San Francisco!

I was first though

I never drink alone, Simon!! ...and my wingmen all have little kids now!!

If you buy his plane ticket, I'm buying you the beers!!!

If it was like that for Panarin, I'm thinking what the hell kind of handcuffs were on Miller, Laffy, Kakko, Chytil, and Schneider???

We're gonna kill these fucking turds. They don't even belong in the playoffs. Enough of that "fraidy cat" shit! We are the team to beat...and these guys are fucking terrible. We play our game, we win! That simple!

Chewing his gum

Amazing how one bad call can even affect another team. So Sutherland fucked the Wings too, I suppose! LOL See? It's not always just us!

This one's over in 5! I think we're going to see that this Rangers team wants it badly. Edit: Oh, and Fuck Tom Wilson!

I actually saw the puck pop up in the air on TV. Granted Kelly is on the ice at a different angle, but that's just a terrible call. The "dead puck" if it hits a player rule??? Sometimes I think they make this shit up as they go along. I feel bad for Torts, I guess. That's a shitty way to blow a spot in the playoffs. I mean, Detroit won, and they would've been eliminated anyway. But it just seems to always be Kelly Sutherland, doesn't it??

I couldn't help bust out laughing reading this one, man!!! ...just outta nowhere!!! LOL

I've probably said it a zillion times, but I hope they get rid of fucking regular season OT and go back to the original setup with ties being one point. That whole "participation trophy" bullshit is wearing on me.

Awesome bracket!!!

I thought we'd seen the worst of him, but this one takes that cake. Credit Kelly Sutherland for personally eliminating the Flyers. ...Lost the puck in the air and blew the whistle!!! LOL (....puck goes in the net....NO GOAL!) Watch this shit: Way to go Kelly! The NHL will certainly get him to ref all our games for that one!!

I think Sam is a goof ball that's fun to laugh at, but he's genuine. This guy's an ass.

It's made in Denmark....just sayin'

Don't waste your time Abe...I went when I was a kid...3D glasses and all. I can never get back those 2 1/2 hours of my life! LOL

It's official...I'm pumped for this!!