Ozzy

That's sick!!! Good for Louie!!!

You guys fucking rock!! Thanks fellas!!! How about a nice Stanley Cup for my birthday???

The Igor show was in full bloom yesterday! Hard to believe this is the same guy who went through that 2 month hiatus of "Bad"! But here we are heading into the playoffs in top form! And here are the Top 12 nominees for tonight's “Ozzy Quote of the GDT”: I've never seen a team that misses the net as much as this one! I find it really laughable at times; Lindgren on a breakaway...misses the net totally, and I had to laugh out loud. Sometimes I think this team couldn't hit the net with a handful of BB's! ...and the winning quote for tonight’s GDT goes to @knedragon, who floored me with the Emily Kaplan line! Where the hell is Jackie Redmond these days! God, I love her!

Now THERE'S an idea!!! LOL

It's a miracle!!! Oh wait...no it ain't!! LOL

I'll settle for this....but....

Go figure!!! Drury playing the Las Vegas Cap game!!! Rempe back.....check! Trouba to 3rd pairing.....check!!! Thank you Lavvy!!!

Konecny-like?

Playoffs too! The whole season...if there's a GDT, it's in play! Same as last Year...I'll weigh the playoff wins with heavier rankings, as it's "go time"! Guys can jump up higher with playoff wins. I'm making a value system of: (Regular season wins + Current Rank (Playoff win value) √ 3.14 + Number of Trouba turnovers If a guy wins a playoff GDT, The Power rankings will look like this: (The second value will be playoff wins.) 1. Siddious (7) (2) 2. Pete (7) (1) 3. Phillyb (6) (1) 4. Keirik (5) 5. Mbob (5)

Yeah, I doubt it too....Gus isn't terrible, and he was damn good when Foxy was out. I can live with Gus. I can't live with "Fumbles" the grenade chucker! (Trouba)

This is probably going to be the answer for the playoffs. He can't be on the top pairing. PERIOD. Not if we actually wanna win some games. When he was out, we really had a quick, mobile, fast puck moving D, that was very efficient in our own end and really didn't get pinned in too often during games. Now it seems like every other shift, were lobbing shit blindly up the boards, giving it up at the blueline, having shitty d zone coverage. I look and sure enough, number fucking 8 is on the ice. He's killing K', I'm sorry. I know a lot of you guys don't like Miller, but seriously...when Trouba was out, I thought K' played his best hockey of the season. I think Pete has this one nailed with those pairings I quoted above. I'd rather Jones too at this point. He's earned that shit. Gus isn't horrible. I just rather Zac in there now.

Not happening.

I swear, it's like no team wants to win it!!!

7 wins....but you're right there, dude!

Steaming turd of a game. Where's the "REFUND" chant?? Gotta break that one out for that fucking pile of cow flop last night!!

"Ozzy's Quote of the GDT” POWER RANKINGS As of: April 11, 2024 Top 30 1. Siddious (7) 2. Pete (7) 3. Phillyb (6) 4. Keirik (5) 5. Mbob (5) 6. LindG1000 (4) 7. BrooksBurner/RMC51 (4) 8. Scott (4) 9. Dem (3) 10. The Dude (4) 11. Karan (3) 12. Valriera (3) 13. Bugg (3) 14. 4EverRangerFrank (2) 15. Knedragon (2) 16. Vodka Drunkenski (2) 17. TorontoNYR (3) 18. VegasRanger (1) 19. RichieNextel305 (1) 20. Pistol Pete (1) 21. Phil (2) 22. Abe Froman 23. Fletch (1) 24. RJWantsTheCup (1) 25. Cr00zng (1) 26. RodrigueGabriel (1) 27. Cash or Czech (1) 28. Delneggs (1) 29. SaveByRichter35 (1) 30. Sharpshooter

What the fuck did we just watch? That game was so bad, I can't even come up with a decent "headline"! A total collection of SUCK tonight on just about every level. It doesn't even require me going in depth on who did what....EVERYONE blew dead gorilla dick! ...and here are the Top 16 nominees for tonight's “Ozzy Quote of the GDT”, sponsored by...Nah...Fuck that! No sponsor tonight for this fucking abortion we watched! "Wake me up when the Regular Season Ends!", should be the song title for the "low-lights of this clunker! I really can't remember a game where I think everyone on the ice just sucked moose cock like tonight! The highlight of the night was the "We want Rempe" chant! ...and our winning quote for tonight’s GDT goes to @Scott!!! I don't think we can just point at K', though. What a fucking disappointing showing! This game ranks up there with Game 7 against the Devils last season. Listen...put the fucking kid in there and stop jerking us off! If we're gonna play like a bunch of jack offs and lose, how much worse could Rempe be?

7'3"...from "parts unknown"!

Won't miss it! No chance!

Good God he needs practice! He's been downright fucking terrible since he got back. I don't think it's any coincidence that K's game dropped a bit since he's been paired back with Trouba.

I really don't know what harm he can possibly do being in there tonight. But I guess Lavvy has his reasons. You know I'd love to see him in every game!

Rempe Saturday is my call...and for a great reason! Let's take these fucking Flyer hacks first tonight, and insert the Rempire on Saturday for a little fun with the fellas!

Sounds like he is... Quick in net as per Lavvy's presser

"I'd rather be lucky than good" ...my favorite quote on the golf course! We can use some luck, and I could give a shit ...as long as we win it all!

We roll tonight...big time!! 8-2 Trivia is Bob Froese