Hmm...Nik texts me the other day that he sprained his leg possibly. You're dog just so happened to sprain his leg too. Both have 3 letter names. too many coincidences. Nik and Max are one in the same.
lol, I think most moms are like that. 30 seconds of substance, 15 minutes about the weather, what she made for dinner, how her cat did something funny the other day, and other nonsense.
Hell if i were gonna do that, i would just wait for when i actually do have angry ass and talk to him while I'm on the bowl. He'll probably never call again lol