GDT [RS #15] Rangers @ Detroit Red Wings — Mediocrity in Motor City

[Pete]

1 minute ago, Karan said:

Is it just my stream or does the MSG broadcast look really blue...

It's just your sadness over what you're watching.

[leetchy2]

Kravsov is so weak on the puck. Breath on him and he goes down. Think GOAT should get a chance on that line and ship Krav to the A.

[Cr00zng]

Mika on 5v5!!!!

[RichieNextel305]

Am I the only one who just watched the same commercial 3 times in a row? The little girl who brings the empty suitcase for the grand prize trophy?

 

I hope she finished fucking dead last.

[Sharpshooter]

Just now, leetchy2 said:

Kravsov is so weak on the puck. Breath on him and he goes down. Think GOAT should get a chance on that line and ship Krav to the A.

If Kravtsov throws a fit again and ask for a trade again, I'll just laugh.

[Keirik]

 Mika!

[RichieNextel305]

Mika Mika Mika!

[Bugg]

Gauthier's legendary nonscoring touch continues unabated. 

 

Zib with a nice one.

 

LGR!!!

[Sharpshooter]

MIKA!!

[Karan]

Just now, leetchy2 said:

Kravsov is so weak on the puck. Breath on him and he goes down. Think GOAT should get a chance on that line and ship Krav to the A.

 

Kid just isn't an NHL-caliber player. Not at this point of his career anyway. Don't know how many more opportunities they can keep giving him...

[Cash or Czech]

Sam’s new call should be “MIKA ZIBANEJAD! A FIVE ON FIVE GOAL!”

[Sharpshooter]

ZIBANEDAD elated I'm sure.

[Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc]

Foxy magic. Finally a first 5v5 goal for Zib, keep it going now!

[siddious]

Panarins dad looks 30. I need to get me some Russian gas.

[Bugg]

Just now, Cash or Czech said:

Sam’s new call should be “MIKA ZIBANEJAD! A FIVE ON FIVE GOAL!”

Or "Hey, was that a goal?". He's approaching Jon Sterling level oblivious. 

[Karan]

Sweet fucking shot.

[Bugg]

Just now, siddious said:

Panarins dad looks 30. I need to get me some Russian gas.

Trouba's dad looks like he makes collections for a guy named Rocco who has an office in a Sicilian social club. 

[Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc]

Oh come on

[Keirik]

Lol Fox. 

[Scott]

wtf were they all doing there?

[Sharpshooter]

Defense is brutal.

[Keirik]

Hottie in row 1 

[Karan]

What the fuck was that? Abysmal...

[Sharpshooter]

This is like late 90's/early 2000's Rangers defense. A combination of laziness and no structure.

[Pete]

Just now, jsrangers said:

wtf were they all doing there?

None of them know what the other guy is gonna do, because there is no plan.