Phil Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 It's that time again! The thread that brought you such classics as.... I can't find last year's version. Did we forget to do it? LOL. Whatever...is back for yet another season of chaos, unpredictability, and softness. Rules: You get to make EXACTLY ONE prediction about the 2024-25 NHL season. It must be less than obvious. Most off-the-wall truth at the end of the season wins nothing rep. I am asking for incredible foresight here, so get your divining hats on (or drink yourself silly). Oh, and no repeat predictions. If someone beats you to the punch, so be it. -- I'll start: Buffalo Sabres hit 100 points and make the playoffs for the first time in like a million years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 The Chicago Blackhawks make the playoffs this season 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sod16 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Patrick Roy melt down culminates in Torts style presser. Exits along with Lou in Gordon-JD style Saturday Night Massacre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Not sure how ballsy this is, but BOS misses the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJWantsTheCup Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Ottawa makes the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 (edited) 18 hours ago, Ozzy said: The Chicago Blackhawks make the playoffs this season Since you stole my prediction, I'll one up it... They win a round. Edited September 25 by Pete 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 7 hours ago, Pete said: Since you stole my prediction, I'll one up it... They win a round. Oh shit sorry man...I'll make another then: Alex Ovechkin retires after this season NOT breaking Gretzky's record 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 11 minutes ago, Ozzy said: Oh shit sorry man...I'll make another then: Alex Ovechkin retires after this season NOT breaking Gretzky's record Nah LOL, why would you be sorry? I was fuckin with you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 21 minutes ago, Ozzy said: Alex Ovechkin retires after this season NOT breaking Gretzky's record As an avid Ovi hater (fuck him, fuck his cup, fuck the hype, he doesn't play for us, fuck 'im), I love this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valriera Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 The NHL passes sweeping rule changes involving LTIR and cap circumvention, and VGK still makes the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Br4d Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 The Oilers lead the NHL from start to finish and win a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 14 hours ago, phillyb said: As an avid Ovi hater (fuck him, fuck his cup, fuck the hype, he doesn't play for us, fuck 'im), I love this. This is why you're loved here! You up and around yet, "Lindgren"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ozzy said: This is why you're loved here! You up and around yet, "Lindgren"? Potential discharge today! Edit - lemme rephrase. I have to figure out if I want to go home and administer blood thinning shots to myself, or wait another day and have them give me the shots. I fucking hate needles. Edited September 26 by phillyb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 57 minutes ago, phillyb said: I want to go home and administer blood thinning shots to myself... Ballsy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsm7302 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Utah makes it to the WCF. A change of scenery did em good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 5 minutes ago, Pete said: Ballsy. I don't really want to clutter this thread (FUCK OVI lol) but bruhhhhh lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karan Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Connor Bedard tops 100 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 Phil is hired as NHL analyst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Br4d Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 On 9/26/2024 at 10:25 AM, phillyb said: Potential discharge today! Edit - lemme rephrase. I have to figure out if I want to go home and administer blood thinning shots to myself, or wait another day and have them give me the shots. I fucking hate needles. Intramuscular injections or intravenous? If they're intramuscular you'll be able to do it easily after the first time or two. If they're intravenous you want somebody else doing it for you. Practical experience here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 Crosby becomes the oldest player to score 60 goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooksBurner Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 Devils win the Metro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 3 hours ago, BrooksBurner said: Devils win the Metro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Devils win the Metro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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