Dunny Posted Sunday at 06:49 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:49 PM 14 hours ago, Albatrosss said: I’d rather they kill me than put a catheter in my dick I always tell my wife this. If that's what's required, I'll just die, thanks. Pretty easy decision, really. And, my term insurance pays out, so she can't even complain. No thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted Sunday at 07:42 PM Share Posted Sunday at 07:42 PM “Lets deflate the balloon that’s holding it in your bladder and yank it out.” fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted Sunday at 10:14 PM Share Posted Sunday at 10:14 PM 2 hours ago, phillyb said: “Lets deflate the balloon that’s holding it in your bladder and yank it out.” fuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted Sunday at 10:45 PM Share Posted Sunday at 10:45 PM For some reason I can't stop crossing my legs 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keirik Posted yesterday at 03:25 AM Share Posted yesterday at 03:25 AM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago Monday morning check in, my man!!!! How goes it??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Moved me from ICU to regular room. I ate some nasty hospital food last night. Got my wires (pacemaker?) removed yesterday but still have tubes in my chest. Think those come out today. It’s so uncomfortable to just lay here. I’m fucking watching a storage wars marathon lol. i miss my animals. 3 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 2 hours ago, phillyb said: Moved me from ICU to regular room. I ate some nasty hospital food last night. Got my wires (pacemaker?) removed yesterday but still have tubes in my chest. Think those come out today. It’s so uncomfortable to just lay here. I’m fucking watching a storage wars marathon lol. i miss my animals. The worst of it is over I hope!! You're a warrior, Philly!! We're right with ya my man!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago Chest tubes removed. Haven’t shit since Friday morning but I’ve farted a few times since surgery. They watch for and ask about these kinds of things cause oxy (opiods in general, I guess) makes you constipated and I’ve been on a steady dose of oxy lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 1 minute ago, phillyb said: Chest tubes removed. Haven’t shit since Friday morning but I’ve farted a few times since surgery. They watch for and ask about these kinds of things cause oxy (opiods in general, I guess) makes you constipated and I’ve been on a steady dose of oxy lol. Hell yes. Now, take that shit and get back on your feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago ....should send you a few White Castles! That'll do the trick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindG1000 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 13 minutes ago, Ozzy said: ....should send you a few White Castles! That'll do the trick! He literally just had surgery. You want to grease the pipes a little, not break the dam. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatrosss Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago 29 minutes ago, phillyb said: Chest tubes removed. Haven’t shit since Friday morning but I’ve farted a few times since surgery. They watch for and ask about these kinds of things cause oxy (opiods in general, I guess) makes you constipated and I’ve been on a steady dose of oxy lol. Try sticking a finger up your ass. Or ask a nurse to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago 8 minutes ago, Albatrosss said: Try sticking a finger up your ass. Or ask a nurse to do it. 1 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago LULZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsley Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago Just catching up on this thread. @phillyb rest up man! My condolences to your dickhole. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 7 hours ago, LindG1000 said: He literally just had surgery. You want to grease the pipes a little, not break the dam. This made me cry lolololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 7 hours ago, Phil said: OMFG lolololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveByRichter35 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago I fucking miss those movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddious Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 10 hours ago, Ozzy said: ....should send you a few White Castles! That'll do the trick! He will need another operation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phillyb Posted 55 minutes ago Share Posted 55 minutes ago My farts have been toxic. I can’t wait to shit my brains out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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